We have some sad news about Hagrid`s retirement plans. The tidings from Hogwarts indicate that the esteemed Keeper of Keys and Grounds of Hogwarts, half-giant Rubeus Hagrid, hero of the Battle of Hogwarts and a close friend of Dumledore and HP himself, is planning to retire and leave the UK forever.
In his own words: “I want to take Grawpy to warm places”.
Let`s wish him and his cute brother a nice uneventful journey, especially for everybody else’s sakes, and a nice relaxing stay on the shores of Southern France!
The Minister of Magic Hermione Weasley-Granger told us that she would keep an eye on them both and had plans to visit their place during her next holiday together with her family. “Grawp, Hermy remembers you”, – she said with some tears in her voice. Her prominent husband Ron Weasley announced that he`d take a business trip to France, which accidentally coincided with Hagrid`s plans.
So, we could hope for a happy ending for all the inhabitants of the Côte d’Azur, also considering that the Prime Minister of British Muggles and the French President de Сharmeprivé have been informed and have coordinated their efforts through the Department of International Magical Cooperation.
Best wishes to the Hagrids and many happy returns!