Can Pink Be Darker than Dark?
Angela Umbridge, the offspring of the centaur Bane and Dolores Umbridge, ex-Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic, has prepared and published a new Ministry-approved list of spells, hexes and curses for Defence of Dark Arts lessons in Hogwarts. It was developed within a special EWU (European Wizard Union) program called Turn Dark into Pink. We can disclose some of them to our readers:
- Homosexio
- Tolerantio
- Feministic rebellio
- Goblins’ lives matters
- Honest electio
- Greenpeacio imitatio
- Global warming bullshitio
- Putin nightmario
- Turkey (Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan and Nepal) European wizard unio
- Marijuana legalio
- World government nonconspiracio
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